Credit: Harper's Bazaar
Honestly, who needs models when you have Beyoncé? I mean really, look at those cheekbones! If you want the truth, I actually started to feel a little bad that celebrities were stealing models' jobs, but then I remembered that models are skinny and hot and rich so I stopped feeling bad immediately.
Nabbing the coveted cover slot for the September issue of Harper's Bazaar UK, the perpetually gorgeous Beyoncé is decked in a shiny red cap-sleeved dress with nails to match. Her hair is slicked back in a ponytail and her makeup is minimal, aside from the striking blue eye shadow and a perfectly applied nude lip (how good are we at makeup talk, guys?).
I was about to go into a whole spiel about how shocking it is that Beyoncé is like, this pretty all the time. But then I decided to spare you the pretense that I was actually shocked that the "Best Thing I Never Had" singer looks this special. I mean, didn't we decide she's a beauty bot or something? Has to be. That's seriously the only logical explanation.