Credit: @DJPaulyD
We knew that Britney Spears was giving lap dances to fans while out on her "Femme Fatale" tour. And we also knew that (DJ) Pauly D was hitting the road with Brit for a quick stint on the tour. Now, if you are a logical thinker, you might think that these two things might cross paths. Alas -- this photo of Britney Spears' legs wrapped around Pauly D's head. I didn't get an 800 on my SATs for nothing.
Pauly D tweeted this pic this morning saying, "Yup That Did Happen loll ..." We're not sure if he knows that "loll" is a word that actually means "to hang loosely" and not "laughing out loud," but hey, it's not impeccable spelling that got him on the "Femme Fatale" tour. Also, we think they might have to change the idiom "happy as a clam" to "happy as Pauly D when he got that lap dance from Britney Spears." Seriously. Look at that face!
And we HAVE TO talk about the freakin' GUN SHOW that Britney's working with, y'all. This tour is doing her body good. She looks great! And we have a sneaking suspicion that Pauly D might agree with us.