Star Spotting: Rihanna Is One Hot-Ass Muppet

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Can we please have a moment of silence for the Muppet that lost its life in the name of Rihanna‘s latest outfit? It looks like Sesame Street is missing a BMF (Best Muppet Friend), and we’re not the only ones thinking monster fur is murder. JK. We pretty sure no puppets or Muppets or animals were harmed in the making of this ensemble, so get off our backs, PETA!

While strutting the streets of London yesterday, the “Only Girl (In The World)” singer WERQUED that aqua blue furry feathery top like no one else. (No, seriously. We’ve never seen a shirt like this before.) Paired with stark white sunglasses, RiRi’s outfit statement demurely says, “My blouse is fashionable and functional — you should see it dust bookshelves!”

And we’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: We heart Rihanna’s IDGAF ‘tude. She looks like royalty in everything. Girl could sport carpenter jeans (shudder) and still make us swoon. But please don’t try it, boo.

For reals, though, if we were a Muppet, RiRi would be the only girl we’d offer our faux fur to. It would be an honor.