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Rihanna has been really busy this summer performing like crazy, doing tons of traveling, and killing Muppets for the sake of fashion (kidding!). So we agree that the "California King Bed" singer deserves some major R&R (Rihanna Relaxation). But when you're RiRi, your downtime isn't some extended weekend at a quaint bed and breakfast in the country. PSHHH. You get on a gigantic boat in the south of France, doy.
Rihanna was caught soaking up some rays on a yacht with her BFFs, sporting big sunglasses, a bikini, and curly hair (which is exactly what we'd like to do on our next vacation). And how about that kissy face? She's all, "What, this? Oh, no big deal, just an average Monday. MUAH!"
Um, Rihanna, it is a big deal. And that's because you're not just on a yacht, you're on a superyacht. No, seriously. That's a thing, Google said so. As mere peasants, we have to ask: What's so super about it? Is there better shuffle board? Are there tastier all-you-can-eat buffets? Classier limbo competitions (is that an oxymoron)? Actually, maybe it's a superyacht because Rihanna's on it. Sounds about right.