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What is going ON? Is EVERYONE in Hollywood pregnant? Hilary Duff recently “Came Clean” and shared the news that she’s expecting a baby with hockey player husband Mike Comrie. These two JUST made it out of newlywed territory, as they tied the knot in August 2010. And now Disney star Brenda Song is reportedly pregnant, and the father is Miley Cyrus‘ brother Trace Cyrus. Party in the U.S.A. — Miley’s going to be an aunt!
And you know Jennifer Garner? Well she and permanent fixture on our laminated list, husband Ben Affleck, are having a baby as well. It’s their third child after daughters Violet and Seraphina. It’s officially SO 2011 to not keep your pants on! So if you’re not into babies, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, AMERICA!
Congratulations, every pregnant celebrity! When we catch you at a cocktail party donning some maternity garb, we’ll be sure to down all the unpasteurized cheese and sushi on your behalf. You know, so you’re not tempted. See also: champagne.
Side note: Ryan Gosling has STILL not yet made a baby Gosling with us!? Where you at, Ryan? WTF??