We had a literal panic attack (which we're prone to) when we saw Joe Jonas' first "Just In Love" teaser. I mean, the dude was shirtless, rocking an amazing 5 o'clock shadow and rolling around seductively in a hotel room bed calling out for a gorgeous blonde French girl. NOT THAT WE'RE JEALOUS. Only flaw we found with the whole damn thing actually was that the woman he was calling out for wasn't ME! Then again, Joe's full-length "Just In Love" video premieres Sept. 12 on E!, so I do have a few days to persuade the director to make a quick casting change. Just you wait.
In the new 30-second teaser for Joe's forthcoming video, Joe and his gorgeous French girlfriend (ugh) come up for a little air (ummmm, finally) and decide to take a romantic drive around Paris. Romance suddenly turns into domestic reality as the duo find it difficult to agree on life's three most important pillars: location, beverage choice and movie-night preference. Mysterious pretty French girl says "Paris," Joe says "New York." Mysterious pretty French girl says "cafe"; Joe says "whiskey." Mysterious pretty French girl says "Godard"; Joe says "Scorsese."
Listen, sweetie, you may not be as familiar with Joe Jonas in your hometown of Paris, but over here in the U.S. of A. Joe is what we like to call a hot, famous and family-oriented(!) celebrity. So if the man wants to drink whiskey in New York while watching a Scorsese marathon, you do it! Or else we will. I love whiskey, am a native New Yorker and Scorsese beats Godard any day. Call me, Joe! A solid bond relies on more than just beauty!!
+ Watch Joe Jonas' "Just In Love" video teaser and watch Joe Jonas' first "Just In Love" video teaser if you can handle watching a hot girl straddle him. Sigh.