It's been a summer of Rihanna -- vacays, collabos, an induction in to a wax museum -- and girl kept the internet buzzing yesterday when Esquire announced her as the "Sexiest Woman Alive" (but, whoops, it actually went to Katrina Bowden.) And here we are today: RiRi has one-upped herself yet again for Armani's new denim ad campaign that was revealed today.
The picture shows the "Cheers (Drink To That)" singer's red locks replaced with a bleached blonde 'do while homegirl weirdly straddles a running car? Seems a little far-fetched, but maybe people as sexy as Rihanna just hang in mall parking lots and pose in front of vehicles? Or maybe she's attempting to launch a new internet fad like planking or horsemaning? Or perhaps she just trying to toughen up her image for the upcoming "Battlestar" role? We need to decipher this fashion metaphor!
Wait, who are we kidding? It doesn’t even matter. That's why she's one of the sexiest people alive, guys -- she makes awkward look FIERCE. One thing's clear: She's mastered the skill of smizing. Her glare totes screams, "When you're me and wearing deliciously tight denim, you will literally stop traffic." Or straddle it. Whatevs.