Watch Indie Film ‘Moustachette,’ Starring Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump & Yellowcard’s Ryan Key

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When we first told you about “Moustachette” way back in 2009, we didn’t really have much of a clue what the indie film starring Fall Out Boy‘s Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump along with Yellowcard‘s Ryan Key would be about. We only knew we were in for a hilarious “quest for truth in a blanket of stupidity.” Now that we’ve finally seen the full-length, 17-minute movie, we can tell you that… we still have no clue what’s going on here.

Here’s what we think might happen in “Moustachette”: Patrick Stump plays a kind of down-and-out loser type, and he wants to be more like Pete Wentz’s charismatic character. After some serious weirdness goes down with Yellowcard’s Ryan Key (some kind of fake infomercial touting “Moustachette” is involved, IDK), I think the audience is supposed to realize that boisterous and rowdy Ryan is somehow Patrick’s mentor? And after some soul searching and sleeping in a car, Patrick finally grows a backbone, takes a cue from Key and stands up to his jerk girlfriend.

Truth be told, we’re not really sure what “Moustachette” is about or why it has that title or anything else regarding the plot. What we do know is there are enough F-bombs in the film to warrant a round of applause from Odd Future, and there are three guys from bands that we like in it. So that’s enough for us to press “Play”!

+ Watch “Moustachette,” featuring Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, and Ryan Key. (NSFW.)