I was just browsing InstaBieber this morning (this is a judgement-free zone, thanks) when I spotted this photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez posing with like seven gazillion babies, and it was very startling to me, guys.
First of all, Justin Bieber captioned it “Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha,” which could have a lot of girls around the world like, quitting school and locking themselves in their rooms for all of eternity. No good. Second, WHO DO THESE BABIES BELONG TO? Assuming none of them are brothers and sisters, six separate mothers decided to hand over their offspring to two pop star strangers. Call CFS! Third, the question everyone is asking: Is this a harbinger of Justin and Selena’s relationship?! This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Justin and Selena together with a child! I NEED TO KNOW, JELENA. I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Side note: props to the baby in the blue who is OVER this whole thing. He’s all, “Mom, seriously, IDGAF who these two people are. Kindly give me back my Cheerios and teething ring, post haste. Also, re: tonight, can we put the kibosh on ‘Goodnight Moon’ for a bit? I just got ‘Breaking Bad’ on Netflix.” </niche joke>