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This is some front page ish right here, people: Beyoncé, a woman who knows she is pregnant, is not only willingly wearing a floor-length white dress in public, but she's wearing it to a red (black) carpet event! Stop the presses!
While some pregnant women might have experienced European tailors make them custom-fitted full-body Spanx by hand for the nine months, Beyoncé's all, "I'M PREGNANT! OH, YES I AM!" and shows up to the launch of her fragrance Pulse in NYC yesterday in a voluminous white gown adorned with feathers. You guys know what white does to a person on camera, right? It widens everything out -- science or something (the same reason why black makes you look thin). But Beyoncé, Queen of Everything, looks amazing in white! Not a smidgen widened out! There's not even a hint of morning sickness anywhere in this photo!
Seriously, Tina Knowles should look into cryogenically freezing her DNA or something. Beyoncé and Solange came from the same person. How is that even possible?