Credit: @GabrielSaporta
Cobra Starship frontman Gabe Saporta turned 32 on Tuesday, and who better to celebrate with than his 17-year-old and not-yet-legal bud, Justin Bieber? Along with a pic of him and the Biebs eating some vanilla cake, Gabe tweeted to Justin Bieber's longtime manager Scooter Braun, "Yo @scooterbraun why won’t you have some birthday cake w/ @justinbieber & I?!"
A few peculiar things are going down in this photo that we'd like to point out: First, our boy Justin looks really confused. His brow is furrowed, and he's reluctantly pointing at a baked good. This leads us to believe that he forgot it was Gabe's birthday doesn't really get why Gabe is making a big deal of the cake, let alone snapping a pic of the two of them eating it.
Additionally, Gabe and Justin are in a hot and sweaty indoor venue, but Justin is wearing a seemingly warm red winter hat. Justin did just recently break up with his swag coach, so maybe his styling is momentarily off-kilter.
Either way, we feel bad for Scooter Braun! I mean, his two pals are together eating a delicious piece of cake, and he is getting Twitter-blasted for not being there with them. JK, who are we kidding? Scooter probably missed the festivities because he was on a private beach with his girlfriend somewhere remote thinking about all the mother-effing dough he's made off a 17-year-old. Birthday cake, schmirthday cake.