Listen, I’m not saying we should be expecting a Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez marriage announcement any time soon (because I’m pretty sure that’s still illegal), but I think it’s safe to say things in Jelena Land are getting pretty serious. First off, we recently found out that the couple adopted a puppy together. I don’t know about you guys, but people just don’t go adopting puppies casually, out of boredom. Now we’ve come across this matching hockey jersey photo. Matching clothing in general is usually reserved for couples who like, spend the holidays together and stuff. LTR territory, people!
OK, WAIT, ENOUGH SMALL TALK! We need to address the overt sexual innuendo elephant in the room! Justin and Selena didn’t get just pick any old Winnipeg Jets jerseys, slap their names on ‘em and call it a day — instead, Bieber opted for the No. 6 while Selena went with No. 9. I’ll let you guys read that sentence again…
All together now: “A;DLSKFJALS;DKJF!!!!! ADLFJKA;DLKF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” THIS. CANNOT. BE. UNSEEN.