Star Spotting: Britney Spears Gave Joe Jonas A Lap Dance! Will The World Ever Be The Same Again?

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Just to let you in on some news, we are now living on a planet where Britney Spears gave Joe Jonas a lap dance. So the next time you think you can’t pass that exam or try out for the lead in your school play, remember that this is a big world with a lot of possibilities — never say never!

The news broke late Monday night that Britney Spears had given her “Femme Fatale” tour opener Joe Jonas one of her famous lap/pole dances, and the internet basically exploded. Britney was working her usual “I’m not that innocent” expression while Joe sat back and soaked it all in. I mean, really soaked it all in: Look at that face, guys! That’s kind of what I look like after I polish off the last of the Dunkin Donuts munchkins — there’s not many more feelings that are more satisfying. But then again, I have not received a lap dance from Britney Spears. We think in his head Joe is perhaps reciting one of the best lines from modern lyrical master, Kanye West: “Go ‘head, girl, go ‘head, get down.” Get down, indeed.