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Isn't pregnant Beyoncé tired? Like, isn't she just a little ready to sit on the couch in a Forever Lazy and gorge on pickles dipped in peanut butter or whatever? Apparently not -- while carrying around the dopest fetus ever a real, live human in her womb, Beyoncé's also been out promoting her Live At Roseland: Elements Of 4 DVD, which not only includes incredible footage from her gig at NYC's Roseland Ballroom, but the deluxe version is jam-packed with extra music as well.
Included on the DVD is "Dance For You," a moody, black-and-white, film noir style video in which Bey plays a fierce yet sultry woman in need of some detective services. Decked only in a trench coat and a minidress, Beyoncé slinks her way into the detective's office and seduces him with her come hither and give me a discount eyes. She hops up on the detective's desk, dramatically sweeps some papers to the ground and proceeds to give him a private lap dance rife with hair tossing, tie grabbing and leg twirling moves.
With an impermeable smirk on his face, the detective watches in delight as Beyoncé confidently struts toward him. While there's no way to tell if Bey and Mr. Detective take things all the way, I am absolutely positive he's about to give Beyoncé a voucher for a year's worth of free detective services... and then some.
+ Watch Beyoncé's "Dance For You" video.