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I bet when Miley Cyrus released the song “Can’t Be Tamed,” she didn’t think it would virtually become her middle name. Miley turned 19 last week (happy birthday, girl!), and her gal pal Kelly Osbourne threw her a birthday party in L.A. Fun was had by one and all (we assume — our invite got lost in the mail), and the newly minted 19-year-old celebrated with a Bob Marley cake. Innocent enough, right?
Well, whoops! Allegedly, a video taken at the party captured Miley being presented her Rasta-inspired cake, and when Kelly handed it over to her, Miley said, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***ing weed.” The always hilarious Osbourne retorted, “I thought salvia was your problem?” (Because remember that little incident?)
Miley’s been quiet since the video surfaced, but Kelly Osbourne took to Twitter (which basically counts as an official statement platform) to talk about the cake, which was apparently a joke: “Let me make something very clear after salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also A JOKE! it makes me sick that so called ‘friends’ would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!” Honestly, “Bob Miley” is hilarious. Where do I sign up to become friends with Kelly Osbourne?
Listen, guys, joke or no joke, we only care about one thing: more Vanessa Bayer “The Miley Cyrus Show” skits on “Saturday Night Live”! Her own show, even! She is a national treasure!