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I guess I'm what they call a "Nicola Roberts superfan," since I've been dancing to the beat of her drum ever since there was one to dance to. (I'm so clever!) And I'm still jamming out to that drum, even though Nicola's new single "Yo-Yo" is a midtempo ballad and decidely less percussive.
In terms of plot, "Yo-Yo" is simple. Nicola spends hours getting ready for a party and tries on every single outfit in her closet. Even though everything obviously looks perfect on her, she vetoes it all and angrily throws everything on the floor. Not that this is crucial to the plot, but I will point out that Nicola's closet is full of incredible dresses, my favorite being that black velvet one with the angular sides. But moving on.
In between throwing off a pair of to-die-for gold platform heels and an impromptu dance party with her girls, Nicola sings: "Don't wanna be the last to know oh-oh-oh/Will it be a yes or no oh-oh-oh-oh/You're swinging me up/You're swinging me down/I feel like a yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo." News flash, dudes: When a girl says she feels like a yo-yo, that's code for "You're being a total DB." Step it up or get out, OK!
At the end of the video, Nicola finally decides on an outfit only to then see her terrible boyfriend making out with some other chick (who's totally less hot than Nicola anyway). Dude, you really gonna cheat on the girl in the gold platform heels? Not only does she have badass fashion, but she could totally throw those things at your head.
+ Watch Nicola Roberts' "Yo-Yo" video.