Happy birthday, Nicki Minaj! On today, your special day, we hope you, Roman Zolanski, Martha and all of your other personalities artistic alter egos get to go H.A.M. on some cupcakes or chicken wings or whatever else your heart(s) desire! You deserve it! So go put on your favorite birthday cake-inspired outfit (see: everything in your closet), and buy the most expensive Barbie necklace you can find! Happy birthday!!!!!