Britney Spears Is Engaged!!!!!

The internet lost its marbles earlier today when Britney Spears tweeted something that sounded like she could possibly be referring to an engagement ring: “OMG. Last night [boyfriend] Jason [Trawick] surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.” And immediately everyone thought, “HOLY S*** BRITNEY SPEARS IS ENGAGED.” And… SHE IS!!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS IS ENGAGED!!!! The internet might actually spontaneously combust very soon. Soak up all those cat GIFs while you can!

Obviously we’re super excited and we’ve always wanted nothing but the best for Ms. Spears — whoops, make that, “The soon-to-be Mrs. Trawick.” Not only does Jason seem like a super rad and normal dude, but, we all saw what he was working with in Brit’s “Criminal” video (#schwing). So take our congrats and multiply it by eight — one for each of Jason’s abs. CONGRATS, BRITNEY!!! Now go get married! (And tweet us some pics, thx.)