Stop everything you're doing and watch this video right now! An 8-year-old Australian girl named Juliet released her first song, and in true 8-year-old fashion, it's all about her dog (named Robert!), her fish and her stuffed animals. But a nursery rhyme this is NOT.
Juliet chose to express her puppy love with a hard-core song -- with like, chugging guitars and screaming and everything. "My name is Juliet!/And I love Robert and my fishes!" This girl is so heavy she even takes it to the mosh pit! (Which is actually her trampoline filled with stuffed animals.)
Raise your hand if you think Juliet should run for president in 2024. We nominate "Toddlers & Tiaras" honey boo boo child Alana as VP.
+ Watch Juliet's "My First Hardcore Song" below.