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It's virtually impossible to smile in every single picture, but we really wanna know why Ke$ha looks sad! After dropping a hilariously awesome video for "Sleazy Remix 2.0 Get Sleazier," (chock full of drag queens and senior citizens lip-synching the dirty tune, obvs) you'd think she'd be beaming with pride -- she's officially the sleaziest (yet, still refined) lady in the world.
Plus, if we were on our way to see Cirque du Soleil's "Michael Jackson, The Immortal" like Ke$ha was when she was snapped this past weekend, we'd have a little more pep in our step. Who doesn't get crazy-excited about seeing some performers dislocate joints to form nonhuman-like shapes to the beat of "Smooth Criminal"?
We'll do anything to see a grin on Ke$ha's face... does anyone have any facial hair?! She needs a beard to put in her mouth -- that always cheers her up!