Finding out that Selena Gomez ate ice cream with horror movie director Eli Roth is like finding out that Taylor Swift screamed every word at a Die Antwoord show — these things DO NOT MIX. Selena tweeted this photo of her chilling with Eli (literally) over some fancy glasses of dessert along with a quick dig at the dude: “Creepy @eliroth.” UMM, ya think?
For those who might not know, Eli Roth is basically the go-to horror guy in Hollywood right now. He’s directed and starred in “Cabin Fever” and “Hostel” (Parts I and II) to name a few, and he produced 2010’s “The Last Exorcism,” which genuinely almost made me urinate on myself. So when we found out that Selena’s not only friends with Eli but that they’ve hung out before, we had a little bit of a freak-out. Selena’s all, “Sequined dresses! Love songs! Blue and purple hair!” while Eli’s like, “Torture scenes! Blood and guts! Serial killers!” DOES NOT COMPUTE!
But everyone knows opposites attract. And/Or everyone just likes ice cream a lot. That probably explains it.