Beyoncé and Jay-Z chill courtside at a New York Knicks game.
Even though we know they were born with 14-karat gold in their DNA or something, Beyoncé and Jay-Z do a really good job trying to convince people they're just normal, everyday parents. Beyonce's shoes and purse alone in this photo are probably worth about six months of my rent, but when the duo sat courtside at a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden yesterday, they basically looked like any other rich couple who can afford courtside Knicks tickets any time they please. I mean, who doesn't make seven figures?
We're just so glad Beyoncé's not one of those moms who are all, "I have a baby now so I'm going to tone it down." PSHHHH. Bey's like, "Giant hoops? BAM. Yellow blazer? BOOM. The skinny jeans I wore before I got pregnant? POW." Okay, fine. Forget what I said about normal -- they're clearly divine beings from outer space.
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