Star Spotting: Justin Bieber On A Fishing Boat Or Your Uncle Bob?

Admit it — Justin Bieber looks kind of hilarious on this fishing boat.

So Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez recently went on something called a “romantic fishing trip” while Selena’s in Florida filming her new movie “Spring Breakers,” but I’m pretty sure “romance” and “fishing trip” are mutually exclusive. You’re either doing romantic things with rose petals and candles or you’re baiting live worms with hooks. One or the other, kiddos.

We need to talk about how I seriously mistook Justin Bieber, biggest teen idol in the world, for my uncle on his way to Wisconsin. Biebs is all, “Check out these new bobbers I got!” and “How’s the rudder looking today?” or other things dudes say when they go fishing. Also, how old does Justin look now that he’s 18?! I have more to say about that, but I’m not comfortable discussing it yet.

Regardless of his Midwestern uncle chic style, this marks yet another mini vacay that Biebs and Selena have taken, making the score Justin and Selena, approximately 5,000; me and Kyle Chandler (my pretend boyfriend), 0. Got me again, Bieber!

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News