Listen to Future featuring R. Kelly, “Parachute,” after the jump.
There’s a certain je ne sais quoi that only R. Kelly can bring to a track, and by “je ne sais quoi,” we mean “lunacy.” The traditional English language is for peasants! Why call it an “iPhone” when you can call it an “Apple phone,” R. makes us ask ourselves. He also has us questioning how an ass can sing acapella, but we’re thinking only Kels has the key to unlock the answer to that one. As for the rest of the track, Future brings the club beats — it’s sparse and a little grimy, and it definitely needs an Escalade’s subwoofer to truly be appreciated.
As much as we love to poke fun at Kells (for realz though, we legit love the Robert), you can’t deny how hot this jam is. It reminds me of R.’s 2003 classic “Snake (Remix),” which brings me back to a very magical and drunken time in my life (college). #RKellyForever
+ Listen to Future featuring R. Kelly, “Parachute.” (Language NSFW.)