OMG, it’s PROM TIME, guys. High schoolers all over the country are currently on the look out for the best prom dresses, the best places to take the after-parties, and other things that go down at prom that we won’t elaborate on. Being that our prom was
several just a few years ago, we’re missing it like cray. We want to go back!
Instead of being the old people who show up and crash the teens-only party, we made up a fake (but amazing) Prom Court of all of our Buzzworthy faves! (We know it’s Homecoming that has the court, but it’s the internet and we make our own rules around here. Get used to it.) Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber took home the coveted title of Prom Queen and King, and we named Taylor Swift Prom Princess. Because a girl with that many sparkly dresses cannot NOT be a princess.
Take a look through all the pals we’d want with us in our prom limo in Buzzworthy’s POP STAR PROM COURT PHOTO GALLERY, and let us know if we made the right choices with all of our superlatives below the jump. You know — “Classiest Couple” goes to Beyoncé and Jay-Z, Taylor Momsen gets “Most Likely To Spike The Punch,” and the “Most Adorable BFFs” are definitely Rihanna and Katy Perry. Best. Prom. EVER!
Prom King and Queen: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez — Um, try to even think of another couple who would be prom king and queen? I DARE YOU.
Song: Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together”
Classiest Couple: Beyonce & Jay-Z — If you would dispute this title, please raise your hand… DIDN’T THINK SO.
Song: Jay-Z featuring Beyonce, “’03 Bonnie & Clyde”
Most Likely To Tweet A Weed-Related Photo: Miley Cyrus — After getting in trouble for all of her tattoos and her boyfriend’s questionable birthday cake, tweeting a weed-related photo is only the next logical step. She’s just being Miley!
Song: Mystikal, “Danger”
Most Adorable BFFs: Rihanna and Katy Perry — Living the teenage dream of friendship since way back!
Song: Katy Perry, “Part Of Me”
Prom Princess: Taylor Swift — Taylor Swift is clearly the princess of the Pop Star Prom.
Song: Taylor Swift, “The Best Day”
Most Likely To Spike The Punch: Taylor Momsen — Uh, duh.
Song: Marilyn Manson, “Disposable Teens”
Most Likely To Let You Cry On Her Shoulder: Demi Lovato — After watching her documentary “Stay Strong,” we’re pretty sure we’d tell Demi all of our secrets. And she’d totally make us feel better about them.
Song: Demi Lovato, “Skyscraper”
Most Likely To Show Up Wearing Sunglasses: Mac Miller — He won’t be wearing sunglasses because it’s sunny inside. We’ll just put it that way.
Song: Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa featuring Bruno Mars, “Young, Wild and Free”
Most Likely To Bring Condoms: Zac Efron — You drop a condom on the red carpet one time… The next thing you know, you’re named “Most Likely To Bring Condoms” to the prom. Sorry, Zac.
Song: TLC, “Red Light Special”
+ See the rest of our prom pals in Buzzworthy’s POP STAR PROM COURT PHOTO GALLERY, and stay in school forever, kids. It’s all downhill from there.
Credit all photos: Getty Images