New Video: Kylie Minogue, ‘Timebomb’

Kylie Minogue is a smoke show in her new ‘Timebomb’ video.

This is one of those times when we’re convinced that famous people are born with a different genetic code than us mere mortals — this genetic code not only enables them to perform in front of millions of people, but it also prevents them from aging like normal humans. It’s either that or Kylie Minogue has been lying about her age her whole life. There is simply no way the woman dancing around in short shorts in her new “Timebomb” video is 44 years old. NOPE.

Watch Kylie Minogue’s “Time Bomb” video after the jump. 

In the Christian Larson-directed video, Kylie looks crazy hot in a leather jacket and denim cutoffs as she twirls and dances around the packed streets of London. She finds a car and demands that the driver take her where she wants to go — all around London. After she ditches that dude, Kylie finds herself in an abandoned warehouse (natch), and after a quick outfit change she spends the rest of “Timebomb” hopping on a motorcycle while serving up a serious striptease. There may not be much of a plot, but there’s a ton of almost-naked Kylie, which is really all we were hoping for anyway.

+ Watch Kylie Minogue’s “Time Bomb” video