‘Jersey Shore’ star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is trying to sing now.
Our very own Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, aka one of the lovable (?) costars of “Jersey Shore,” has dropped his first single, aptly titled “How The F*** We Gettin’ Home?!” Admittedly, we never would have pegged Ronnie for a musician. In fact, we were kinda hoping he’d come out with his own line of free weights (um, hello BRILL IDEA). But if dude wants to get in the music game, we’ll definitely listen to it at least once.
Listen to Ronnie Ortiz-Magro’s “How The F*** We Gettin’ Home?!” after the jump.
Unfortunately, Ronnie’s new jam leaves
everything something to be desired. Sure, there’s a well-produced club beat and his vocals sound okaaaaay (bless you, Auto-Tune), but it’s not like this record is pushing any lyrical boundaries: “Waiting for a night like this/ I’ve been waiting for so long / We don’t take it easy/ Someone take my keys, please/ I don’t think I’m able to drive.” At least RonRon’s preaching safe drinking tactics? Every mediocre song has a silver lining.
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