Lady Gaga Wears Serious Bondage Gear To Eat Chinese Food (PHOTO)

Lady Gaga wears bondage gear while out to dinner in Beverly Hills, shocking absolutely no one.

We know it gets hot and sticky in the summer, but Lady Gaga‘s barely there wardrobe is taking on a whole level of chill. (You wouldn’t expect Gaga to step out in that moisture-wick material, would you?) It all started out with Gaga going shirtless in Australia, then she touched down in L.A. without wearing pants. (They REALLY need to start climate-controlling Lady Gaga’s planes!) And just last night, Lady Gaga wore some SEVERE bondage gear while out to dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. You don’t really have to worry about staining your clothes with Kung Pao Chicken sauce WHEN YOU’RE HARDLY WEARING CLOTHES.

Since Gaga returned from Australia, she’s made a concerted effort to step out in public with at least one main article of clothing missing, and given the bondage gear, we’re wondering if she’s discovering a new, um, playful hobby while on tour (this isn’t the first time she’s showed off a more dominatrix-y side). No matter what Gaga’s into or wearing these days, we’re happy that she launched her social media site, because now we can all gather and discuss her lack of clothing in one place. (Wait, isn’t that already what the internet’s for?) We’re also excited because apparently there’s even a Pinterest-like section on her site where we plan on sharing our very own Gaga-inspired dominatrix outfits created out of some black electrical tape and beef jerky.

Anyway, we applaud Lady Gaga for wearing the opposite of the baggiest clothing she owns when noming on some moo goo gai pan, especially considering that when we go for Chinese, we usually opt for the stretchiest waistband evah (basically, we like to be wearing a pup tent of some sort) since we like to eat approximately 6 pounds of everything with no shame… Wait, why aren’t we famous again?

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