Lady Gaga greets passengers boarding Air Gaga... we think.
Lady Gaga probably has no need for another job ever again in her life, but it's nice to see that she's practicing her skills as the cutest l'il flight attendant ever... if flight attendants looked like Tim Burton characters. Could you even IMAGINE flying Air Gaga? Gaga could sing the safety instructions and provide LIVE in-flight entertainment instead of boring airline magazines in the seat pockets. There would be dominatrix-y fashion mags, the pilot and and copilot would (hopefully) be hot, shirtless male dancers, and all of the blankets could be made of rainbow hair!
The "Marry The Night" singer was recently photographed boarding her own private jet (commercial-airline fliers and other various haters to the left, please!) at LAX after her short visit to Los Angeles. While we love that Gagaloo FINALLY went out in public fully dressed, we're not sure what's going on with the Chanel cross-suspender situation. But knowing Gaga, it's probably one-of-kind, and it probably deploys into a couture parachute or something.
We just hope Gaga uses the flight to nap and recover from all the fun she had while in L.A.. It has to be exhausting taking on the town in bondage clothing and socializing with Lindsay Lohan over an oversize cucumber stabbed with a giant knife (what, you don't ask for that at Applebee's?).
Photo credit: Bruja/Juan Sharma, Pacific Coast News