Diddy Threw Cassie A Birthday Party, And It Was Better Than All Of Your Birthdays Combined (PHOTOS)

Cassie’s 26th birthday looks like it was way better — any hotter — than any of your birthdays.

So, we’re just wondering: what was your birthday party like last year? If it was anything like mine, it involved vats of baked ziti, lasagna, and all my best girlfriends in what I called the “Pals and Carbs” party. And no, that’s not actually a joke. It happened, and I’m still bloated. #YOLO

Wanna know what Cassie‘s Diddy-thrown 26th birthday soiree looked like? Yeah, well, we’re guessing that there was NO baked ziti in sight. Cassie’s fête instead had her looking supermodel hot while playing ping-pong in stilettos, receiving a BANANAS MCLOONEY expensive gold Rolex to match Diddy’s, and cavorting with Diddy’s son, French Montana, and VMA Host Kevin Hart. And let’s not forget about THE ROLEX WATCHES. HBD, Cassie! Maybe next year Diddy will buy you your own yacht or something.

Racks on racks on stacks on stacks… of Rolexes.

Photo credit: @iamdiddy