Oh, just your average Target run to pick up a “SpongeBob SquarePants” BASKETBALL HOOP!
Yeah, pretty sure we can now confirm that Britney Spears is the best mother ever, because not only has she provided a life for her kids where it’s feasible to actually require a basketball hoop, but the one she picked has a “SpongeBob SquarePants” motif! Seriously, the closest we ever came to “SpongeBob” anything were those totally sad “SpongeBob” bandages that hurt a lot when you pulled them off.
The “Scream & Shout” singer was snapped pushing her “SpongeBob” hoop out of a Target in Thousand Oaks, Calif. We’d be remiss if we didn’t also point out that Brit’s beverage of choice is… AN ORANGE SODA! And no, we don’t think that’s an extra treat for Brit’s two kids. We think girlfriend’s gonna drink the entire thing on the ride home and love every minute of it. So, let’s summarize: Not only is Britney a famous pop star mom who can probably introduce her kids to really famous people, but she also totally grasps the importance of “SpongeBob” accessories and encourages the consumption of fluorescent orange beverages! Gotta love her. We’re also assuming that Brit specifically acquired the lavender yoga mat in her cart to counteract the orange soda’s effect on her bangin’ bod. Smart lady.
Photo credit: Pacific Coast News