THE CARTERS AT THE SUPER BOWL! SO MUCH LOVE!
You’ve obviously already heard the news, but Beyoncé won the Super Bowl, guys! OK fine, yay Ravens and whatever (way to keep your heads in the game after that blackout situation, bros!), but if the Super Bowl did happen to test one’s ability to hair-flip, stomp, slay your choreography, smize, and WERK DAT ASS, then Beyoncé was the clear winner with her next-level Super Bowl Halftime Show performance. (And also Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, because remember when DESTINY’S CHILD sang “Bootylicious” and HAD A MINI REUNION THAT INVOLVED HUMAN CANNONBALL ENTRANCES? Oh, you’re still passed out from the excitement? Smelling salts didn’t work? Get used to it, because YOU’LL BE EXCITED ABOUT DESTINY’S CHILD’S REUNION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Wanna know who else thought Beyoncé was a winner? Queen B’s main main man, Jay-Z, who can be seen above embracing his Queen/wifey after she
totally did a much better job than Madonna last year completely demolished her Super Bowl Halftime Show performance. In fact, we posit that as he was hugging Beyoncé, Jigga was probably all like, “Baby, you were the epitome of perfection. I know I’m super rich and powerful, but I can still barely believe I get to sleep in the same bed as you every night.” We imagine the only thing that might have made the moment better for Beyoncé was if Blue Ivy was there too. Blue, and also maybe a bacon cheeseburger burger deluxe? Because you probably want a really fattening sandwich with extra meat after you’ve been on a month-long pre-Bowl juice cleanse, no?
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