Katy Perry And John Mayer Wear Red On Valentine’s Day, Because They’re Already THAT Couple (PHOTO)

Katy Perry and john Mayer go out for Valentine's Day!

John Mayer and Katy Perry went out for Valentine’s Day!

OK, it’s confirmed: Katy Perry and John Mayer are more than just a “couple.” They’re like “A Couple” who go out on romantic Valentine’s Day dinner dates! Actually, if you do the math, that totally makes them a “couple x 100000.” Or, if there was an actual word for “mega couple,” we’d absolutely use it. But we’ll just call them a “mega couple” for now.

John and Katy were snapped yesterday leaving Vincenti restaurant in Los Angeles after what had to be a sumptuous V-Day din din. And while we’re not sure if anything could be as romantic as the time John Mayer whispered adorable sweet nothings (i.e. “your rack looks AH-MAZING tonight, babe”) into Katy’s ear, we’re sure the duo found some way to make scarfing down spaghetti Bolognese with extra Parmesan cheese look sexy. Also, not to be nosy, but what’s in the bag, guys?! Did John pop over to Fred Segal to pick up a V-Day gift for his woman (perhaps another unicolored sweat suit?)?? Please tell us?? Unless of course it’s lingerie, and then we totally understand why you’d wanna keep that private. Anyway, cute date night, guys! Nice job adding another layer to our jealousy cake! (FYI, Beyoncé and Jay-Z are currently layer No. 1.)

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News