Kimye’s getting in some prime baby-making time on the cover of L’Officiel Hommes.
Brace yourselves, folks, because it’s Kanye West and Kim Kardashian like you’ve never seen them! Don’t get us wrong — it’s not as though we haven’t already been privy to some “should tooooootally be private” Kimye moments, namely that one time the couple got “laid” at the 2012 MTV EMA, the other time they went zip-lining in the jungle, and finally, that time they made us all
puke wish we were dating a famous rapper by having an all-day in-bed cuddle fest. Now, we get to see the soon-to-be-parents uhhhh, in the middle of some arduous-looking, no-clothes-necessary baby-making on the cover of L’Officiel Hommes (a publication that should probably be renamed “NOTHING IS SACRED magazine”).
OK, we know this next statement might make us sound pervy, but when you show everybody what your typical “couple’s loving embrace” looks like on a mag cover, you’re kind of inviting the world to chime in on your… “chemistry.” We’re not professional sexperts like Dr. Ruth or Dan Savage, but it doesn’t exactly take a pro to see that Kimye aren’t one of those “choose-takeout-Thai-and-couch-time-over-sex” couples. We’re guessing that Kimye 100 percent want you to know how crazy awesome their baby-making time is. But the questions is: DO WE WANT TO SEE IT?! Well, we’ll leave it at that since this is a family-friendly blog, but Kimye, you guys might wanna hide that mag until your future kid turns 45. Just a thought.
Photo credit: L’Officiel Hommes