Star Spotting: Justin Bieber Relaxes With A Cold One… In The Jungle! (PHOTO)

Justin Bieber enjoys a beer when there are possibly wild animals nearby in South Africa.

Justin Bieber enjoys a cold beer in the jungle.

Alllllllright, ladies and gents. Let’s all just calm down and approach this situation — the above photo of Justin Bieber enjoying a cold beer in the jungle — with logic and reason. Because yes, it may be a little off-putting to see the once purple-obsessed baby tot act all adult with a beer in hand, but then again, what’s the kid supposed to do? ONLY hydrate with water for the rest of his life?

Anyway, before y’all get all up in arms about how Justin’s still technically underage, consider this factoid: Per our calculations, Justin’s “Believe” tour is on a stopover in South Africa, where the legal drinking age is 18. That’s one year younger than Justin, who is 19, which also means he’s also old enough to drink in his home country of Canada. Along with the above photo, Justin succinctly captioned, “Beers in the jungle.” So yeah, we guess the moral here is that Justin Bieber is 19, and he drinks beer. Also, we feel like if you’re old enough to sit shirtless while your girlfriend caresses your midsection, you’re probably old enough to have a drink (in Africa). We would, however, advise Justin NOT to Instagram his alcohol intake in the future, mainly because we assume that there’s NOTHING, and we repeat NOTHING, more frightening than an angry swarm of “Moms of Beliebers” coming atcha!

Photo credit: Justin Bieber’s Instagram