Rihanna’s New Wax Figure Is Dead On Except For The Fact That It’s Not Grabbing Its Crotch

Rihanna's wax figure looks just like her!

Rihanna’s new wax figure looks JUST like her. Are we seeing double?

Have you ever had one of those moments where you look at a celebrity wax statue and become totally confused as to whether or not it’s REAL? (That’s, like, our daily existence over here. See: Adele’s wax “Grammys” statue, Britney Spears’ NYC wax statue, etc.) Because we’re having that exact moment right now with Rihanna‘s way-too-real wax statue, which was just unveiled at Fame NY Tattoo parlour before it takes up permanent residence at NYC’s Madame Tussauds.

But seriously, would it be possible for us to give Rihanna’s wax artists a gigantic thank-you fruit basket complete with “GREAT JOB, GUYS” fireworks?! They got everything right! Ri’s wax figure is accurate down to the molecular level! All it’s NOT doing is grabbing its crotch! But we guess that’d be going too far, since, you know, Madame Tussauds tends to attract a lot of families.

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