Congrats on opening for Beyoncé, Iggy! We're sure our invite is in the mail.
The bad news? Iggy Azalea is not -- we repeat IS NOT -- debuting a new remix of "Work" that opens: "Roll a mile on this Razor scooter." The good news? According to her just-posted Instagram video, the Aussie rapper is officially opening for Beyoncé during the Australian leg of "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour"!!!! Girl, in less than a month you've been taken under the angelic wing of Beysus herself, been nominated for a VMA in the Artist To Watch category, and eaten a duh-leeeeeeeee-shuss cupcake. We're so happy for you, but SO JEALOUS.
Watch Iggy Azalea's tour announcement Instagram video after the jump.
In the video, the "Bounce" rapper cranks her adorable knob all the way up to eleven and lets loose a laureate-worthy haiku at the top of her lungs:
"I'm going on tour
for Beyoncé! I love you,
Beyoncé! I love... you for life."
OK, OK, so that poem technically went three syllables over the haiku limit, but it's still a work of staggering beauty, just like our li'l high-ponied superstar! We'd LOVE to think that Iggy was literally just zooming back and forth across this parking lot ever since she heard the news, and that this clip only made its way onto Instagram thanks to some confused yet intrigued, social media-savvy onlooker. But anyway, thank God it wasn't us who received that news, because the resulting vid woulda probably been closer to the "Kony 2012" director's caught-on-tape meltdown (and without the killer bod to make it work for us).
Photo credit: Iggy Azalea's Instagram