Ever wanted to know Mac Miller’s thoughts on peeing in a pool? Today’s your LUCKY day!
The water turns green, the temperature gets just a little warmer in a totally random spot, your friends interrupt their game of Marco Polo to run away screaming — let’s face it: There’s basically NO WAY to pee in the pool without getting caught. You know it’s wrong, I know it’s wrong, Mac Miller knows it’s wrong (and disgusting), so why do people STILL DO IT? The answer remains unclear, but we’re hoping that Mac can shed a little light onto why it’s wrong and why no one should ever do it. And for the love of God, please remove yourselves from a public body of water before urinating! #DoingOurPartToStopThePee.
Watch Mac Miller’s 30-Second Thoughts on Peeing In The Pool after the jump.
As part of our “30-Second Rants” series, the “I Am Who I Am (Killin’ Time)” rapper made his anti-pool-peeing position clear. Taking a strong stance about early childhood education (we know that sounds odd, but bear with us), he advocates that parents simply tell their children that peeing in the pool is effing nasty, as opposed to telling them that a huge “ink stain” will surround them should they let their bladders go. And fine, maybe the “ink stain” visual is a little misleading, but the one time that we, you know, saw someone pee in the pool, ish definitely got minty green. And that’s all we’ll say about that. So, what’s the moral of today’s story? Keep it in the toilet, guys! And don’t forget to stay tuned to Buzzworthy for more 30-Second Thoughts from Mac, coming soon!
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