Please Meet The Most Painfully Attractive People At The 2013 MTV VMAs (PHOTOS)

Selena Gomez is PAINFULLY attractive at the 2013 MTV VMAs

Being beautiful as Selena Gomez seems REALLY fun.

The  2013 MTV VMAs have come and gone, and now all we’re left with are tiger-striped sports bras from Katy Perry’s “Roar” performance, a photo of Taylor Swift looking intimate with Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus being straight-up freek-a-deek onstagea mother f*****g *NSYNC reunion (WE’LL NEVER BE OVER THAT), and the image of Lady Gaga’s butt cheeks.

But what’s the common denominator linking all of these perfect things together? PRETTY PEOPLE!! Because anyone who was anyone at the VMAs was, like, painfully attractive. Examples: Selena Gomez slaying the skirt slit game while accepting her VMA for “Best Pop Video,” Miley Cyrus grabbing her crotch, because obviously, *NSYNC, simply being *NSYNC, and VMA Video Vanguard Winner Justin Timberlake, because duh. Oh, and Adam Lambert was looking pretty damn fine in his all-black-everything, and Jared Leto? SELF-EXPLANATORY. (OK, fine, #JAWLINE.)

Want to feel even more insecure about the symmetry of your face? Scroll down to find out who else we found painfully attractive at the 2013 MTV VMAs.

Miley Cyrus was painfully attractive at the 2013 MTV VMA Awards

Crotch-grabbing has been sexy since Rihanna.

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

Katy Perry is destroying in this dress. That is all.

See more of the most painfully attractive people of the 2013 MTV VMAs after the jump.

NSYNC Looked on point at the 2013 MTV VMAs

 *NSYNC existing in 2013 is THE SEXIEST.

Taylor Swift looked like a gorgeous wax figure at the 2013 MTV VMA

 Taylor Swift looking like a stunning wax figure? Works for us!

Justin TImberlake looked GOOD at tonight's 2013 MTV VMAs

Remembering 20 songs in a row? Now that’s sexy.

Austin Mahone was painfully beautiful at the 2013 MTV VMA Awards

 All-leather-everything! ’Nuff said. 

Richard Simmons is GORG

FLEXIBILITY IS SEXY!

Even Katy Perry roaring is hot

OBVIOUSLY Katy Perry.

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Red Carpet

Adam Lambert ops for all-shiny-black-everything.

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Pre-Show

Ariana Grande looks like Cinderella…in Louboutins.

Thirty Seconds To Mars are painfully beautiful at the 2013 MTV VMAs

Those are some interestingly placed pant  slits…but anything on Jared Leto is sexy.

Jared Leto at the 2013 MTV VMAs

 Jared Leto’s bone structure! Enjoy that.

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