Miley And Kanye’s Alleged Collaboration: Here’s What It’d Probably Look Like

Here's what we think Miley Cyrus' rumored Kanye West collab would look like.

Wait, are Kanye and Miley srsly working/twerking together?!

Rejoice, Internet! For Miley Cyrus, patron saint of twerk, has collaborated with Justin Bieber on “Twerk” and Britney Spears on a TBA Bangerz track. And what’s that, you say? Miley may be collaborating with…  Kanye West! SWEET BABY NORTH WEST YEEZUS!

Yes, according to reports, Kanye and Miley have teamed up and even ditched their VMA afterparty plans to record an impromptu remix of West’s Yeezus single, “Black Skinhead.”

Hm. It makes sense that the two VMA performers would want to collaborate, considering their shared knack for stealing the spotlight at MTV’s biggest night of the year. He’s probably pretty happy that someone’s finally created a new “Most Talked About VMA Moment.” Plus, we’d bet that Ye’s pretty keen on all the Chi-Town pride Miley’s been tweeting out this week.

Miley Cyrus might be collaborating with Kanye West!

FYI, these were taken on the set of Mike WiLL Made It’s “23″ video shoot.

Anyway, though, the key word in the above paragraph is: RUMOR. We’ll believe it when we see it, but until a substantive shred of evidence confirms that this collab is, like, a real thing that’s really happening, here’s our fantasy version of what the collaboration might end up resembling.

1.) THERE WILL BE DOGS: Kanye’s official video for “Black Skinhead” already features three snarling dobermans…

Kanye West and Miley Cyrus might have collaborated!

…so how hard would it be to replace that visual with, like, precious baby Flloyd Cyrus rolling around on freshly washed sheets?

Miley Cyrus and Kanye West might have collaborated!

See more of our fantasy Miley/ Kanye collab, and watch their VMA performances after the jump.

2.) SICK GRAPHICS, BRAH: And by “sick,” we mean disturbing and nightmare-inducing.

Kanye West and Miley Cyrus might have collaborated

Miley Cyrus and Kanye West might have collaborated?

3.) THE RETURN OF THE DROPOUT BEAR: Ya know all those dancing bears from the “We Can’t Stop” video? (One of whom is named Boo.)

Miley Cyrus and Kanye West might have collaborated!

Who better to join their party, than old-school Kanye’s Dropout Bear mascot from his “Good Morning” days? C’mon, if anyone deserves to let loose, it’s this poor li’l guy.

Kanye West and Miley Cyrus might have collaborated!

Plz plz plz plz PLZ let this be real! Think we missed something MAY-JOR? Tweet @MTVBuzzworthy with your Miley/ Kanye fantasy collab suggestions.

+ Watch MILEY CYRUS PERFORM “WE CAN’T STOP”/”BLURRED LINES”/”GIVE IT 2 U” WITH ROBIN THICKE and KANYE WEST PERFORM “BLOOD ON THE LEAVES” at the VMAs.

Photo credit: Getty Images, Taurean Bryant/ MTV, @MileyCyrus; GIFs: skinthiscat.tumblr.com, Wiffle Gif, KPop Starz, christonabikee.tumblr.com, Perez Hilton, sound-track-2-my-life.tumblr.com