Wait, are Kanye and Miley srsly working/twerking together?!
Rejoice, Internet! For Miley Cyrus, patron saint of twerk, has collaborated with Justin Bieber on “Twerk” and Britney Spears on a TBA Bangerz track. And what’s that, you say? Miley may be collaborating with… Kanye West! SWEET BABY NORTH WEST YEEZUS!
Yes, according to reports, Kanye and Miley have teamed up and even ditched their VMA afterparty plans to record an impromptu remix of West’s Yeezus single, “Black Skinhead.”
Hm. It makes sense that the two VMA performers would want to collaborate, considering their shared knack for stealing the spotlight at MTV’s biggest night of the year. He’s probably pretty happy that someone’s finally created a new “Most Talked About VMA Moment.” Plus, we’d bet that Ye’s pretty keen on all the Chi-Town pride Miley’s been tweeting out this week.
FYI, these were taken on the set of Mike WiLL Made It’s “23″ video shoot.
Anyway, though, the key word in the above paragraph is: RUMOR. We’ll believe it when we see it, but until a substantive shred of evidence confirms that this collab is, like, a real thing that’s really happening, here’s our fantasy version of what the collaboration might end up resembling.
1.) THERE WILL BE DOGS: Kanye’s official video for “Black Skinhead” already features three snarling dobermans…
…so how hard would it be to replace that visual with, like, precious baby Flloyd Cyrus rolling around on freshly washed sheets?
See more of our fantasy Miley/ Kanye collab, and watch their VMA performances after the jump.
2.) SICK GRAPHICS, BRAH: And by “sick,” we mean disturbing and nightmare-inducing.
Who better to join their party, than old-school Kanye’s Dropout Bear mascot from his “Good Morning” days? C’mon, if anyone deserves to let loose, it’s this poor li’l guy.
Plz plz plz plz PLZ let this be real! Think we missed something MAY-JOR? Tweet @MTVBuzzworthy with your Miley/ Kanye fantasy collab suggestions.