Justin Bieber (yep, that’s supposed to be Justin) got a new wax statue in Tokyo’s Madame Tussauds.
There’s something MAJORLY wrong with this wax figure of Justin Bieber: HE’S WEARING A SHIRT! I mean, we get that Madame Tussauds wax museum is a family place, and seeing bare-chested pop stars might make some guests beeline toward the nearest exit… But if we’re going to replicate pop stars’ (albeit in melt-able form), can we at least be true to their half-naked essence? NOW, SOMEONE GO TO TOKYO AND STRIP THIS STATUE OF HIS SHIRT. (Well, there’s something we’ve never said before…)
To commemorate his visit for the first time in two years, Madame Tussauds awarded the “Heartbreaker” singer with a brand-new wax figure (which, by the way, has cheekbones that could CUT GLASS. Just saying). Um, guys, this isn’t just a statue — it’s a monument! Japan actually built a Bieber memorial to honor his presence in their country. (That’s also called winning forever.)
Anyway, after all of the Bieber wax figures we’ve seen (and we’ve seen many) we’d like to think of ourselves as official Bieber wax figure critiquing pros. So here’s our opinion: The hair is as epic as his IRL. The Bieber swag stance is stellar. But we have to admit that the face… THE FACE! It’s just not… I mean…UHHHHHH?! OK, you know what? We’re just going to take our mom’s advice: If you don’t have anything nice to say about wax creations displayed in Tokyo, then don’t say anything at all. *Zips the lip*
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