Mel B’s ‘For Once In My Life’ Video Is The Best DGAF How-To Evaaaa!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

Mel B’s new video is like the holy scripture of DGAF.

It’s been eight years since Mel B (aka Scary Spice of the Spice Girls) released a single as a solo artist (2005′s “Today”), but now she’s back with “For Once In My Life”! Filmed on what we’re, like, 99.9 percent sure was the set of “Desperate Housewives,” Mel’s ah-mazing block party of a video is not only super fun, but basically the ultimate instructional video on how to DGAF. (That stands for “Don’t give a f***,” ICYDK!)

For once, Mel’s gonna just do whatever she wants and not what the world expects of her. Bills? Responsibilities? Clothes? She DGAF! And if you wanna do the same, here’s how!

1.) THROW AWAY YOUR BILLS!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

2.) STRIP IN THE STREET!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

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3.) JOIN IN A GAME OF DOUBLE DUTCH! CAN’T JUMP ROPE? WHO CARES! TODAY, YOU DGAF.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

4.) MUG THE GARDENER! BOYFRIEND KNOWS WHAT HE DID TO YOUR HYDRANGEAS.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

5.) GIVE A SULLEN SUPERMODEL THE “BUH-BYE!” BUSINESS.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

6.) CUT YOUR HAIR!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

…ALSO YOUR CLOTHES. DGAAAAAAAAAF.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

NOT TO GET ALL MEN’S WEARHOUSE, BUT YER GONNA LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK — I GUARANTEE IT.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

7.) BREAK INTO THE NEAREST HOUSE!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

8.) IF THERE’S A HOUSE PARTY, JOIN IN! IF THERE’S A WAKE, PAY YOUR RESPECTS, AND GTFO.

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

9.) DON’T FORGET TO MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF ON THE WAY OUT!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

10.) END THE DAY WITH YOUR BEST WONDER WOMAN IMPRESSION. WONDAH WOMAAAAAAAHN!!!!

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DGAF’D. THANKS, MEL B! #GIRLPOWAH

Watch Mel B's new video for "For Once In My Life."

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