Tuxedos vs. Canadian tuxedos — GO!
Last night, the happily married Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel rolled up to the “Take Back The Night” singer’s “Runner, Runner” film premiere in Vegas, and whaddya know — they were, like, basically matching in black-and-white bow tie-less tuxedos! OK, fine, Jessica’s does have that double-breasted button thing happening, and yeah, mom, we guess that JT’s suiting is technically more of a very deep blue. But who do ya think we are? The knowledgeable fashion experts at MTV Style? GTF OUTTA HEEEEEEEEEEYERR.
We’ve gotta say, though, that we’ve seen better. No, no, of course, Justin and Jessica looked absolutely FLAWLESS at the event. What we mean is that in our humble (YET UNQUESTIONABLE AND AUTHORITATIVE) opinions, JT will neh-heh-vurr be able to top his greatest feat in all of matchy-matchy coupledom: When he and Britney Spears wore #AllDenimEverything to the 2001 American Music Awards.
In the words of Miley Cyrus when she tweeted that iconic early 2000s photo, “Never forget.” It’s not like JT and J-Biel should have tried harder — we’re merely saying that Justin and Brit-Brit raised the bar so high with their Bugle Boy-Meets-Girl moment, that nothing shall ever come close. It’s kind of freeing, you know? #LiveYourLife
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