23 Things Mike WiLL Made It + Miley Cyrus’ ’23′ Video Has That Our High School Definitely Did NOT

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This is DEFINITELY not a page right out of our yearbook.

It’s finally here! Mike WiLL Made It has just dropped his much-anticipated “23″ video featuring his “We Can’t Stop” collaborator Miley Cyrus (who somehow managed to squeeze a video shoot into her busy schedule of grinding on knock-off Elmos and posing topless for Rolling Stone), Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.

While the super-fun clip totally taps into our teen years nostalgia, we think it’d be a stretch to say that our high school experience was anywhere NEAR as insane as the one depicted in “23″! Twerking cheerleaders? Chem teachers who moonlight as world-famous rappers?? High school bands that don’t suck?! Here are the 23 ways that “23″ differs VASTLY from what we #peasants remember about high school.


1.) AN INCREDIBLY LAX DRESS CODE:
Crop tops and booty shorts? We’re pretty sure that your ensemble does NOT reach the end of your finger tips when standing, Miss Cyrus.

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2.) SOMEONE COOL BEHIND THE P.A.:
We didn’t have some musically talented big man on campus (à la Mike WiLL in the clip) whipping us into a tightly choreographed frenzy. Where do you think we went, the high school from “She’s All That”? (Hay, Usher.)

+ Watch the super unrealistically choreographed prom scene from “She’s All That.”


3.) TWERKING CHEERLEADERS:
“We’ve got spirit, yes we do! We’ve got spirit, how ’bout MY ASS.”

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4.) ANY CHEERLEADERS, ACTUALLY: 
Maybe our school’s cheerleaders twerked too hard for the administration’s taste? Anyway, the closest we ever got to a true cheer-ocracy was when we re-enacted the opening scene of “Bring It On” in the mirror, alone with all of our friends because we were popular and had many of them.

+ Watch the opening scene of “Bring It On,” which you OBVIOUSLY know all the words to.


5.) A CLASS COUPLE LIKE MIKE + MILEY:
What, did you have a “Cutest/ Most Ratchet Couple” superlative in your yearbook? …Not that Miley and Mike WiLL are dating, or anything! Can’t a couple o’ friends casually twerk up against each other? THANKS, PURITAN AMERICA. #MICDROP

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


6.) SMOKING IN THE GIRLS’ ROOM:
Because it’s bad for your health, girl! Related: SMOKERZ ARE JOKERZ.

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


7.) WIZ KHALIFA AS OUR CHEMISTRY TEACHER:
Everyone gets an A+, along with whatever is in that beaker.

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


8.) ALL THAT GRINDING:
Remember how teachers would carry around rulers at dances just to make sure that everyone was at least 6-8 inches apart? “Room for the Lord,” and all that.

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9.) FLATTERING LIGHTING:
Where are all the fluorescent bulbs?! #Realism, people.

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10.) ZERO PIMPLES:
Our pores are, like, big gaping holes of seething jealousy right now.

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11.) HAPHAZARDLY PLACED TROPHIES:
Paging fictional high school, ever heard of a trophy case? HA, BURN! Ugh, I’ve gotta stop talking to fictional high schools.

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12.) PERMISSION TO GET ON THE BASKETBALL HOOP:
Well, technically we never asked… but still!

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


13.) THIS MUCH CONFIDENCE IN A LOCKER ROOM:
Hmmm… we remember a lot more crying and a lot more “WHY IS MY WEIRD BODY DOING THESE WEIRD THINGS”-related shame before gym class…

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14.) COED LOCKER ROOMS, PERIOD:
Yeah, wait, now THAT’S the thing that our awkward, hormonal teen years were missing: boys and girls sharing the same vulnerable, intimate space!

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


15.) REASONS TO CHANGE CLOTHES OTHER THAN GYM CLASS:
OK, OK, so sometimes we got caught in a ketchup vs. mustard bottle crossfire, but nothing as glamorous as “being Miley.”

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16.) GYMNASIUMS THAT DOUBLED AS CONCERT VENUES:
Unless you count the gym-atorium, which was known to host such traveling entertainment as “Homer the Homework-Loving Bear Presents: Smoking’s Not Cool Like Recycling, My Good Pals, and Other Such Parables!”

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


17.) ALL THE CHICAGO BULLS UNIFORMS:
When you go to school in Celtics territory, you wear Celtics gear or else. #Fact

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18.) OUR OWN PORTABLE STEREO:
Yoooo, Sister Helen Eugenia woulda snatched it like THAT!

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19.) ALL THAT TONGUE ACTION:
Ummmm, have you not picked up on the whole “WE WERE AWKWARD IN HIGH SCHOOL, WAHH” narrative yet??

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20.) A SCHOOL BAND THAT WASN’T TERRIBLE:
Please don’t make us remember. We would OBVIOUSLY take Mike, Miley, Wiz, and Juicy over this monstrosity ANY DAY.

+ Watch in horror as the worst high school band ever plays on.


21.) THIGH FANNY PACKS:
Are we just, like, #old or something? Is that what that silvery leg accessory is? We did NOT have those back in high school. #WhyInMyDay #FifteenMiles #UphillBothWays

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22.) ALSO, THAT FOAM FINGER:
C’mon, who wouldn’t have loved to have Miley’s now-iconic VMA foam finger handy in high school?

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


23.) THIS MESS:
Our high school had a flawless janitorial staff. FLAWLESS.

Watch Mike WiLL Made It's new "23" video, featuring Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J.


+ Watch MIKE WILL MADE IT’S “23″ VIDEO FEATURING MILEY CYRUS, WIZ KHALIFA, AND JUICY J.

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