We are definitely ready to work, Brit.
Excuse us, but have you, like, SEEN Britney Spears‘ “Work Bitch” teaser video that the legendary pop princess posted on Instagram yet?!?! In the promo clip, Brit-Brit flaunts luxury bikinis in the desert, werqs it in front of her vanity mirror setup, and shows you the sexiest way to survive an earthquake — i.e., bracing yourself in a doorway like a true hand choreo KWEEN.
Our skin, it’s just like the Merriam-Webster’s definition of “goosebumps.” Dear our skin, R.L. Stine called, he wants his book series back, HELLO. We are also overcome with the sudden urge to douse ourselves beyond scent recognition with Britney’s “Fantasy” eau de par-flawless, BUT WHY?! Oh, duh, that pink bedazzled bottle is basically a featured artist in the video, and we’re OK with that.
Watch Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch” teaser video after the jump.
As the maybe 10-sec teaser draws to a close, the camera pans out on Britney and her backup dancers in tight formation perched atop a white stage in a dusty desert wasteland — plausibly a short drive away from the venue hosting her upcoming Las Vegas residency, “Britney: Piece Of Me“??
…and as lifelong Alanis Morissette stans, we will skuh-REAM should Brit start writhing around all “You Oughtta Know“-style in the final Ben Mor-directed product. (Lest we forget that Brit’s a fan of the song!) Tell us, Britney, WE ARE READY!