All We Want For Thanksgivukkah Is Nicki Minaj’s ‘Extreme Home Twerk-Out’ Exercise Video

Nicki Minaj's Twerk-Out video is the best workout we've ever done

Nicki Minaj is living proof that the best workout is a TWERK-OUT! 

Face it: There’s no body envy like Nicki Minaj body envy. I mean, that RACK! That gravity-defying side-boob! That ever-ending cleavage! But mainly: DAT ASS.

We could go on, but we won’t, because why should we waste any more precious life hours sitting on our clearly non-bootlylicious asses when we could be toning our collective badonks to Nicki Minaj-size proportions?

How can we get asses like Nicki’s, you ask? Well, thanks to a hilarious spoof she filmed for “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” a (fake) exercise video aptly titled “Extreme Home Twerk-Out,” Nicki will show how you, too, can achieve an epically twerk-able rump.

Watch Nicki Minaj’s “Extreme Home Twerk-Out” exercise video spoof after the jump.

Kicking off the show’s segment, Ellen not-so-subtly questioned why we’re all so gosh-darn obsessed with “The Twerk.” (See: exhibit A, exhibit B, exhibit C, exhibit D, exhibit E, etc.) But if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, right? Lucky for Ellen (and us), Nicki’s latest “product” promises to help us grow an ass large enough to properly twerk!

In the clip we meet two satisfied users who, along with a healthy diet, hard work, and sheer dedication, have happily enlarged their asses to fully twerk-able proportions. *Gets out wallet* *Puts wallet away* *Gets wallet back out while promising to bring lunch every day this week*

In all, “Extreme Home Twerk-Out” is essentially Nicki’s “#Twerkit” video come to life. Our only complaint, however, is that a.) this isn’t actually commercially available, and b.) the video didn’t come with a “full body” component. Back to the Bowflex, I guess!

+ Watch Nicki Minaj’s “Extreme Home Twerk-Out” exercise video spoof.

Photo credit: The Ellen DeGeneres Show