Beyoncé’s new 2014 calendar is the only reason you should ever hand-write your plans.
In this internet-driven day and age, the thought of hand-writing my plans seems like a massive #NO, not to mention a general waste of paper. But the thought of handwriting my plans beneath a photo of Beyoncé‘s glistening, bodacious, without-flaw, crazy-toned bod? Well, that’s just THRILLING. Cue: Beyoncé’s FIRST-ever calendar, which, for the low, low price of $15, will be ready to receive your handwritten plans the minute the New Year’s ball drops on Dec. 31!
See more photos from Beyoncé’s 2014 calendar after the jump.
According to product description, listed on BeyBey’s web store, this precious, precious bounty features 14 different pics of Bey — 12 for the months, one for the cover, and one that’s currently unaccounted for?! DUN DUN DUN!
This is just ONE bodacious photo available in Beyoncé’s 2014 calendar.
Which begs the question: Maybe said unknown photo is actually an Instagram surprise? Perhaps Team Bey lightly retouched this perfect photo of Bey being a “Grown Woman” while rocking a leopard-print onesie? Or maybe there’s a surprise family portrait with Baby Blue Ivy and hubby Jay Z? Although we’re not exactly sure it’s kosher to have Baby Blue anywhere near images of her dear mama’s latex-covered ass… So, maybe not.
Photo credit: Beyoncé’s Website/Herring & Herring