Miley poses with a Michael look-alike, and we freak our ish!
Before you start going off on some tirade about Michael Jackson Illuminati death hoax theories, please know that Miley Cyrus isn’t snuggling up to the real M.J. — I think. I’m pretty sure. OK, let’s just stop speculating altogether because I am terrified of the Illuminati and don’t want to cause any trouble. *Backs away slowly*
Don’t get me wrong — this TwitPic of the “Wrecking Ball” singer posing with a very convincing King of Pop impersonator at (we assume based on the ensemble) her Bangerz release party is just magical! It totally gives me fond memories of jamming to “Billie Jean” and moonwalking across the kitchen floor in white gym socks before finishing with a definitive crotch grab. (Man, last night was great!)
The faux Michael is just a little too good at his job, if you know what I mean. Regardless, I’m obviously still gonna pin this magical pic right over my bed (next to Harry Styles in a tiny yellow swim suit), then do whatever else the Illuminati demand to earn their forgiveness. JUST LET ME KNOW — I’LL DO IT.
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus