Nicki Minaj, We Love You, But Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Your Camel Toe Has Got To Go!

Nicki Minaj's camel toe has got to go.

Hey Nicki, I can see your… oh, never mind.

Ummmm, Nicki Minaj? Can we chat for a minute? This’ll only take a second. No, no, don’t get up. But if you do get up, we should probably tell you that your pants are kind of riding up. No, don’t reach for your butt — we’re talking about your lady bit — AUGH.

Enough with the niceties! We tried to keep it subtle! (…Till we forgot who we were dealing with.) Nicki, you’ve got some mayyyyyjor camel toe happening with those sweatpants. Oh, what? You KNOW? So you’re saying you PLANNED this?

Keep reading about Nicki Minaj’s unfortunate camel toe photo after the jump.

Whatever, why am I even surprised? Of course Nicki Minaj, a forever fan of the side-boob/pasty selfie, has taken a bona fide camel toe selfie on Instagram with the caption “Say no to camel toe.” (Related: File “camel toe selfie” under things we never want to say again.)

Look, Nicki, babe, it’s totally cool to be free with your body, and God knows we’re not here to body shame, but, like, EW, THAT’S UNCOMFORTABLE AND EVEN A LITTLE DAMP! FREE YOURSELF FROM YOUR OWN CONSTRAINS! TAKE YOUR OWN CAMEL TOE ADVICE! Besides, do you know what sweatpant camel toe does to your below-the-belt region?? (Hey, someone has to keep things G-rated.) Hint! It rhymes with “beast infection.”

+ Listen to Fannypack’s “Cameltoe,” aka Nicki Minaj’s new anthem.

Photo credit: @nickiminaj