10 Ways To Cope With The Jonas Brothers’ Breakup

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

Goodnight, sweet princes.

Making for a date that will live in infamy, the Jonas Brothers officially confirmed their breakup earlier today. No more bearing with ‘em, no more holding, no more waiting until they get their sh** together — Kevin, Joe, and Nick are going their separate ways.

But, even though the “First Time” singers already had the “Last Time” and we didn’t even know it, don’t be crushed! (TOO LATE.) Here are 10 easy-to-handle ways for you to cope with this sudden, tragic news. We’re all gonna get through this — it’s gonna be OK.

1.) Go outside. The fresh air will do you well.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

2.) Go back inside. Fresh air is overrated.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

3.) Nick Jonas’ arms. LOOK AT THEM.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

4.) Watch the Demi Lovato-costarring “Camp Rock” over and over until you’ve memorized all the choreography.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

Learn more ways to deal with this depressing JoBro news after the jump.

5.) Order up a kitten delivery car from Uber in honor of National Cat Day.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

6.) Play Boggle with the name of Joe’s girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler. (Literally already found four words.)

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

7.) Consider your Halloween costume. Is it sexy? Could it be sexier? Discuss.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

8.) Use Morph Thing to figure out what Kevin and Danielle Jonas’ baby will look like.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

9.) Use Morph Thing to figure out what Kevin’s and YOUR baby will look like.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

10.) WEEP over how ugly your baby would be.

Here's how to deal with the Jonas Brothers' breakup.

See? Now you’re completely distraught over something else. You’re welcome!

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